33 Funny "Friends" Quotes For When You Need An Instagram Caption

 
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So you have a cute picture cued up on Instagram and after staring at it for 20 minutes you still can’t think of a caption? Well I don’t blame your brain for being tired… as Chandler would say, “ I’ve had a very long, hard day.” Let me help you out with 30+ lines from Friends that make great captions.

33 Funny “Friends” Tv Show Quotes

for days you need an Instagram Caption

1. ”I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day."

2. “You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?”

3. "They don't know, that we know, they know, we know."

4. "How you doin'?"

5. "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

6. "Today, it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me."

7. "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!"

8. "Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"

9. "I have to go before I put your head through a wall."

10. “Do you have a plan?” ”I don't even have a 'pla.'"

11. “It’s a moo- point… You know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo."

12. "I'm full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it."

13. "The fridge broke so I had to eat everything."

14. "Joey doesn't share food!"

15. "You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends."

16. "You threw my sandwich away? MY SANDWICH?"

17. "It's so hard to care when you're this relaxed."

18. "You've been BAMBOOZLED!"

19. "Could I BE wearing any more clothes?"

20. "He's her lobster."

21. "In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best [friend]."

22. "I can't have a mimosa at breakfast? I'm on vacation!"

23. "That's right, mom and dad. Your little harmonica is hammered."

24. "It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays."

25. "I shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore."

26. "I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love."

27. "Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart."

28. "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"

29. ”Smelly cat, smelly cat… what are they feeding you?” 

30. "Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy Godddddd!"

31. "I am always the hostess."

32. “I’m breezy”

33. "Looks like a fun gang."

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Did I miss one?

Would love to hear your favorite “Friends” line below!

 
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